i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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Oh Jesus.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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