Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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