What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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