this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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