No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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