quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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