the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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