No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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