I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
is that a dick in a sweater?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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