Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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