Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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