yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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