Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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vagina is talking i cant
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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