She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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