I must be too annoying 4 u.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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