Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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Boobs speak an international language.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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