She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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