Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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