ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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