Where did you get a picture of my penis
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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