so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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