awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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