the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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