I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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