Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We are all done wearing pants today
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