i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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