The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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