Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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