So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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