I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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