Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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