i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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