Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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