Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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