that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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