Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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