I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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