he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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