She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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