Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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