Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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