love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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