i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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