I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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