problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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