with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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