Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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