I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Holy shit dude........stairs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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