I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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