Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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